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Now, lemme spill the beans—erotic-massage goes way back, like ancient Greek cats usin’ oils to get all loosey-goosey, ain’t that wild? Got me thinkin’ ‘bout *Inside Out*—y’know, Joy screamin’, “This is so great!” when them hands hit the right spot, yeah! But then Anger’s like, “Oi, why’s this geezer chargin’ me 50 quid for a tickle?!” Made me proper mad once—some dodgy masseuse rushed it, no soul, man, total buzzkill. I was like, “Shag it, give me the real deal!”